Wife vs Battery

The joke plays on the idea that once a battery is dead, it's useless. The humor is in comparing a wife to a battery and implying that she is useless when she dies, which is dark and absurd.

• Wife
• Battery
• Difference
• Marriage
• Death
• Relationship

• What does a wife and a boombox have in common? They only work when you beat them.
• What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch? I don’t turn on a light switch.
• What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
• What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.