Tire vs. Attire

  • What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

    A tire.

    (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on the word "attire," which sounds just like "a tire." Get it? A nicely dressed man has nice attire, while a poorly dressed man just has a tire on his bicycle. Your brain is as smooth as my behind.

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