I wasn't planning on going on a run. but those cops showed up out of nowhere
Lune
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading.Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
What's the difference between the twin towers and McDonalds Ones a drive thru and ones a fly thru
Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it