I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
Lune
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it