10+ Best Nickname Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Name

Yes.

A four-panel image. The top left panel shows the text: "Me naming myself to scare other players". Below the text is a line with Japanese text: "忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ". The top right panel shows an image of a man with his arms crossed. The bottom left panel shows the text: "Japanese dude wondering why my name is 'Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce'". The bottom right panel shows an image of a man looking at the screen.

Sweetheart

so unexpected 👌

The image shows a conversation thread where one person calls the other "sweetheart." The second person asks if that's okay, and the first person says, "You can call me anything you like." The second person replies "Okay Optimus Prime."

Gold

The image is divided into three parts. The first shows a golden trigger. Below that the text "GOLD TRIGGER". The second part shows a Minecraft style gold pickaxe with the text "GOLD DIGGER". The third part shows a hog rider character from the mobile game Clash of Clans with a partial text "GOLD NI-".

Food

My boy best friend needs to have this app rn

A curly fry on a paper towel. The text overlay says, "Tag someone who is a beautiful curly fry."

Rat

The image shows a Discord chat where user 'rat' says 'Hi, I'm new. Anyone?' followed by 'ratfucker is typing...'. Below this is a still from a video game with the text 'Rat' pointing to a character and 'Ratfucker' pointing to another character who is walking towards him.

Optimus Prime

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message reads: "It's all good sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me." The response asks: "Sweetheart?" Then a message reads: "Is it okay if I call you that?" The answer is: "You can call me anything you like." The final message says: "Okay Optimus Prime."

COVID-19

Covid-19 or Rona

A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."

Shirt

A close-up video still of a bearded man wearing glasses and a black cap, looking seriously at the camera. He is wearing a dark shirt patterned with repeating white letters D, O, P, and E. Overlay text in white reads: "Brosquito your shirt does NOT say "dope" 😭😭💔💔". The Instagram handle @YSLMAMES and music information (Reese youngn • No More Partie) are visible in the upper right corner.

Double

ER

Snoop Dogg is holding a burger with both hands, wearing rings. There is some text in front of him saying: N... I... Double G...

Girl

The image shows a cartoon mouse wearing a red hat and a gold chain. The image is split into two panels. The top panel says, "Girls who call you 'Daddy'." The bottom panel says, "Girls whom call you 'Mistah Bombastic'."

Bro

A series of blue text bubbles, each one using "bro" as the base for a different nickname. The text bubbles are stacked vertically. They read: "bro", "broski", "brotien", "brosicle", "broseph", "brotastic", "Han Brolo", "Broba Fett", "Brotato Chip", "Bromosexual", "Brohemian Rhapsody".

ALT

my new alt am DADDY your boy sus

A sad anime girl with black hair covers her face with her hands.

Friend

A screenshot of the video game Elden Ring, showing a character with the name "****er", due to the game censoring the word "butt". The full character name should be Butter.

Jokes

Sex

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

Wacko Jacko

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Free Willy

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.