Mental Illness jokes

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

What's the difference between sex and mental illness?

Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.

I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨

My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.

He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"

There are 3 Genders.

1: Man

2: Woman

3: Mentally ill.

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

Gay is a mental illness.

You're not thinking straight.

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.