Vs jokes
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
true though
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.