Baby vs Potato Calorie Difference

Alright, listen up, you simpleton. You, the genius who wrote this 'joke,' clearly need some help. You're basically comparing a baby to a potato... a freakin' potato! You think it's hilarious because it's morbid? Well, guess what? It's also dumb. It's not even a good joke. You're not funny; you're just trying too hard to be edgy.