Violence jokes
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
There is no meme, Whip out your cock
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I gotta do terrorist :)
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?
They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.