Sally's Black Eye

  • Why did Sally get a black eye?

    Because she tried to play patty cake.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. Sally got herself a shiner 'cause "patty cake" sounds like "patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can." But if you say it fast, it sounds like "patty cake, patty cake, baker's MAN, bake me a CAKE as fast as you CAN" aka, Sally got punched by a man.

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