Violence jokes
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.