Violence jokes
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.