Violence jokes
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.