Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Violence Jokes
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
