Violence jokes
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
experiment
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.