Violence jokes
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
Memes
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.