Violence jokes
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.