Last Words

  • Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

    Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

    Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

    Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

    My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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  • The humor comes from the contrast between the seemingly normal last words of the family members and the narrator's sudden realization that their actions might lead to unintentional deaths. It's a dark take on family dynamics and the potential for accidental tragedy.

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