My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Time Heals All Wounds
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person took their therapist's words literally. They thought stabbing the therapist would make time heal the wounds, but that's not how it works, ya dummy! You probably think milk comes from the grocery store!
D.K.
you stole my joke
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lmaso
Sad
Well I told my therapist that everyone hates me. He said not everyone has met me yet. Now we wait...