Violence jokes
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kill yourself, hoes!
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.