Violence Jokes

mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun

Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.

Doctor: Sex is good for you

how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"

What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A rape victim!!!

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench

As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion

Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind

Sadly he didn't see it coming

I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P

Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".

Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here

What was one cool thing about hitler

he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.

what do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape

So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school

Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.

People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off your body!!"

Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"