Rocket League jokes

Fennec users lmao.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

Hi, I’m Joe.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.