Rocket League jokes

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

Fennec users lmao.

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

Hi, I’m Joe.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.