Rocket League

Rocket League Jokes

Fennec

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

Kid

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

Park

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

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  • Football

    I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

    We started playing rocket league.

    Yo mama

    Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

    Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

    Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

    Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

    Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

    Basketball

    Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

    Wheelchair

    There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

    Ps4

    I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

    I'm on PS4, by the way!

    My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

    MVP

    In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

    Guy

    What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

    Rocket League!

    (Ali A Intro)

    I like men.

    Wanna smash?

    Suck my balls.

    I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

    This joke sucks terribly.

    Honestly just like and leave.

    Add me on discord.

    IceyTrae#2230

    Lebron>MJ