Violence jokes

When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.

What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.

What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.

Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby?

One makes you cry when you cut it up.

A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"

One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."

Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."

A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want.

What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?

- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?

One baby nailed to ten trees.

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: You slap her.

Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.

What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin.