Violence jokes
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.