Violence jokes
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.