How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
