When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there, i still dont know who snitched...
what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
bullets
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What's suicide bombers' biggest fear? Dying alone
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
What are American Schools
Shooting ranges
