Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
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Explanation
The joke plays on the idea of someone being both threatening and unintelligent. The comeback uses the bully's low IQ as a way to insult him and suggest that he is too dumb to even hurt the person he's threatening. The line "your IQ is 5" adds another layer of insult through hyperbole and self deprecation.
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