IQ jokes

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

The average IQ increases in both places.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.

Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?