Kicking or Hitting

This is a silly wordplay joke. The question plays on the fact that a leg is normally used for kicking, but when detached, it is now an object used for hitting.

• Hit
• Kick
• Legs
• Cut
• Comedy
• Question

• If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
• If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
• Why do people never kick their own balls? Because they might lose one!
• What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.