Dead Woman in Car

This is a dark joke that plays on the shock value of having dead bodies in a car. The setup leads you to expect a clever name or label, but the punchline is a disturbing admission of having multiple bodies, turning the humor dark and unexpected.

• Woman
• Car
• Dead
• Death
• Body
• Crime

• What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a car in my garage.
• What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
• Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
• How do you get 500 dead babies into a car? A blender. How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car? A straw.