Violence jokes
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Bullets.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.