Violence jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.

The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?

Bathbomb.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

Rape is a touchy subject.

So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

Why did Mom cross the road?

To kill you!

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What goes 200 mph and is red?

Babies in a blender.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!