Violence jokes
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.