Violence jokes

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.

Where did Sally go after the gunshot?

6 feet under.

*That is how deep they put the coffin...*

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.