Violence jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.