Violence jokes
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.