Violence jokes
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Like if your dad is abusive.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Today a canvasser came to my door asking if I wanted to make a donation to protect women in the Congo.
I told her no.
The canvasser got a little upset with me and said, "Don't you know that the Congo is the rape capital of the world?"
"Then they should be used to it by now," I replied.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?