Violence jokes
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
Bullets.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.