Violence jokes
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
British people r so dumb dang
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!