Violence jokes
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Filthy Lies.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"