Violence jokes
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
the face of a murderer
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.