Violence jokes
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.