Violence jokes
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!