Violence jokes
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday? Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)