Violence jokes
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!