Violence jokes
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Like if your dad is abusive.
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?