Violence jokes

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

Why did the gay man get raped?

He assed for it.

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Q: Why did Sally get beat up?

A: She couldn’t fight back.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't told her twice already.

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!