Violence jokes
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
I'm a rapist.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.