Violence jokes
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
How do you make a baby cry? You punch it in the face.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
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Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
I wanna fight Gwen!
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.