Violence jokes
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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