Violence jokes
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
I'm a rapist.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.