Onion vs Baby

  • What's the difference between an onion and a baby?

    One makes you cry when you cut it up.

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  • Explanation

  • The humor comes from the dark twist on the similar action of cutting up an onion and how that makes you cry, but applied to a baby, which is obviously a horrible thought. The punchline creates a morbid and shocking comparison.

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