A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
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Explanation
The humor comes from the dark twist on the missionary's invitation to meet Jesus. Instead of a peaceful encounter, the response is a violent one, with a demand that the missionary go first. It plays on the idea of martyrdom and the unexpected, morbid reaction to a religious invitation.