How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Leaky Trash Can
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is for dummies like you. You see, if you whack a trash can hard enough with an axe, you'll break it into tiny pieces. And if you break it into really, really tiny pieces, those pieces become part of the cosmos. It's like when I eat too much honey and then *ahem* distribute it throughout the forest... except less tasty and more trashy.