5+ Best Gadget Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Technology

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?

Cutting-edge Technology.

Phone

Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!

Memes

Phone

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a person with a mask with a smile, and the text says "Android is better!". The top right panel shows a person crying, and the text says "No iPhone is better!". The bottom two panels show a person with a beard, with the text "Nice phone" and then the same person saying "Thanks". The top two panels are labeled "People now" and the bottom two panels are labeled "People in 2003".

Orphan

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

Relationship

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

Stephen Hawking

How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.

iPhone

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?

It doesn't know jack.

Can

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Memes

Performance

A gas stove burner with a bright blue flame, implying an afterburner has been installed.

Platypus

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a platypus with text that says, "Quick Animal Facts: Most platypuses don't have to secretly fight a criminal mastermind who keeps on making unstoppable, long named gadgets." The bottom panel shows a man with text saying, "What do you mean, 'most?'"

Company

Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore

A silver toaster is floating in space with a galaxy background. Text is written over the image: "New waterproof toaster."

Dildo

A close-up photo of the blade attachment of a kitchen gadget, with the text "what kinda dildo is this bro" overlaid on it.

Technology

A four-panel cartoon showing examples of "wireless technologies". Top left panel: A man with a wireless earbud in his ear. Top right panel: A hand using a wireless mouse. Bottom left panel: A man hanging from a tree with a broken chair on the floor. Bottom right panel: A phone charging wirelessly on a charging pad.

Toaster

send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question

Man

A three-panel comic shows two men in orange prison jumpsuits sitting on a bench. In the first panel, the larger man asks "I killed a man, and you?" In the second panel, the smaller man responds with "GO GO GADGET BENCH EXTENDER". In the third panel, the large man is alone on the bench and looks sad.

Seatbelt

Two black buckles with a carbon fiber pattern are displayed on a white background. An inset image shows the buckle inserted into a car's seatbelt receptor. Text on the top reads: "Wireless seatbelts."

Gun

A black and white image depicts a person holding a gun to another person's head. The text above says: 'Go go gadget bulletproof head'. Below this image are the words 'Gun to your head. What are your last words'.

Slot

the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)

A four-slot toaster with two sets of controls. The toaster is silver with white accents and is placed on a white background.

Community

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple's revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same energy as a wireless charger, only a lot more of it. This charges your phone much faster than an ordinary wireless charger with none of the equpiment needed.

This will only work for iphone 8 and up.

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