Gadget jokes
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question
Community talk
Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple's revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.
How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same energy as a wireless charger, only a lot more of it. This charges your phone much faster than an ordinary wireless charger with none of the equpiment needed.
This will only work for iphone 8 and up.