Gadget jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
GURL
Microwave.
gae
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question
Community talk
Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple's revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.
How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same energy as a wireless charger, only a lot more of it. This charges your phone much faster than an ordinary wireless charger with none of the equpiment needed.
This will only work for iphone 8 and up.