Gadget jokes
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Memes
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Memes
Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question
Community
Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple's revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.
How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same energy as a wireless charger, only a lot more of it. This charges your phone much faster than an ordinary wireless charger with none of the equpiment needed.
This will only work for iphone 8 and up.