What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
