Gadget jokes
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
GURL
Gnome.
Microwave.
gae
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question
Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
Community talk
Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple's revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.
How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same energy as a wireless charger, only a lot more of it. This charges your phone much faster than an ordinary wireless charger with none of the equpiment needed.
This will only work for iphone 8 and up.