Red, 11 Inches

  • What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

    Her miscarriage.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so you thought it was gonna be something silly like a ruler, right? But no, it's about a miscarriage. Real dark, like your sense of humor. You probably think Crocs are high fashion, too, don't you?

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