What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Red, 11 Inches
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Explain Bear
Okay, so you thought it was gonna be something silly like a ruler, right? But no, it's about a miscarriage. Real dark, like your sense of humor. You probably think Crocs are high fashion, too, don't you?