A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. So, this dude walks into a bar, right? He's all pissed 'cause someone did the nasty with his wife. He's got a gun and wants to know who did it. But the bartender is a smart bear. He's saying there's more than a few dudes who would step up to that title, meaning the guy would run out of bullets before he found the right fella. Get it now? You're probably still confused. I bet you like to eat your own boogers, huh?