If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Punching Orphans
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This joke is about orphans. Orphans don't have parents. So if you punch one, they can't tell their parents, because, duh, they don't have any! Get it now, Einstein? You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.