Debt Solution

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" ain't funny, it's just plain messed up. It's trying to be dark humor by suggesting that instead of paying off debts, someone should just off themselves. Which, news flash, is not a solution to anything, especially since you won't be around to enjoy the debt-free life, ya dingus. Remember, asking for help is way cooler than this nonsense. You're smarter than a doorknob, but sometimes you act like the whole door.