Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Receding Hairline Insult
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying your hairline is receding so far back, it looks like you've been fighting Chris Rock and got a slap from Will Smith. Basically, your head looks beat up and your hairline is running away. You probably need to slap some Rogaine on that dome of yours.