Yeet jokes

Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."

Yeet.

Phone: YEETED.

TikTok: DELETED.

Therapy: NEEDED.

Wife: BEATED.

Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!

Kindly yeet someone!

Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.

YEET!

Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!

Why do orphans not have parents?

Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

YEET YEET YEET YEET YEEET EYYYETETETYETEYETYETTEYTEYTEY EYYEYETYETYETYETYETYETEYEYEYEYEYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many YEETS are there?

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"