Yeet

Yeet Jokes

Child

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

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  • Flat Earth

    Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

    God

    "If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

    Memes

    Power

    The power of yeet.

    I can't do this - YEET!

    I'm not good at this - YEET!

    I'm not old enough - YEET!

    Orphan

    Why do orphans not have parents?

    Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

    Internet

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

    Word

    YEET YEET YEET YEET YEEET EYYYETETETYETEYETYETTEYTEYTEY EYYEYETYETYETYETYETYETEYEYEYEYEYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    How many YEETS are there?

    Memes