John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Kreese's Forehead
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about someone named John Kreese who got hit in the head so hard with silver that it broke his forehead. I know your forehead doesn't have a lot going on behind it, but most foreheads don't usually break from getting hit. It's like when I tried to explain to you that bears don't actually wear hats—some things just don't compute in that brain of yours.