If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Orphan Punching
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brain. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. So, if you punch them, they can't go crying to mommy and daddy, can they? I bet you're the kinda guy who brings a spoon to a knife fight.