Violence jokes
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Memes
Are you a tater or a hater
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.