Violence jokes
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
O-Block
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.