Acre or punch?

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is all about words sounding alike. The farmer says "acres," which is a piece of land. But the dude *hears* "achors" which sounds like "a-chores", and "a-chores" sounds like "sores", and when you get punched in the teeth, you get sores. You probably do not know what acres is because you do not own any. Also, you probably have sores on your teeth already since you don't seem to have a job.

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