I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
One time, a man got mad at me because i was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on man it was only a couple of bruises!
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises
Your mum
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
Why are smurfs blue
Because they get bruises all the time
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer;)
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises and a broken jaw?
Will you listen now?!?!?
