What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke is about an orphan, see? Orphans don't have parents. So, if you rough 'em up a little (which you shouldn't do, by the way, because violence is bad, and you probably can't even do a pushup), they can't run and tell mommy and daddy. Get it? It's funny because it's awful. You're probably the kind of person who still uses training wheels.