One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is funny because it starts with a super messed up pickup line about shooting up a school. Then, it gets even more awkward when the dude finds out the girl is pregnant. It's funny because it's so wrong, and you're probably not smart enough to know better than to say that to a woman.