What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" hinges on a pun. "Behead" sounds like "Bread." Panera Bread + Behead = "Panera Behead." Get it? Probably not, you are dumber than a bag of hammers. I heard you failed third grade. Sad!