What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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Hey, listen up, nimrod! This joke is like, John Wayne was an actor who played cowboys, right? And cowboys in movies were always fighting Indians. Jack Daniels is whiskey, and alcohol is bad for you! So, get it? It's still "killing Indians" because it's bad and hurts people! You probably just drink milk. Milk is for babies.