The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
your mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick? Because they love cos-medics.
my girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a gluestick. she still isn't talking to me
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind
