David's Morgue

Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is darker than your future. It's about a morgue, which is where dead bodies chill before they become worm food. "You stab 'em, we slab 'em" is like saying they take in folks who've been stabbed. It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and you're probably laughing 'cause you got a dark side. You ain't fooling anyone, dummy.