Violence jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
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What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.