Violence jokes
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
So my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a ‘single’ joke. Then she said, "Go and f***ing die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF I will break his body for you. Happy now?"
She said, "Sniff, yes."
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.