There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
A Deadly Case of Mistaken Identity
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Alright, listen up, you dum-dum. This joke is about a guy who shoots an animal on his porch, right? But here's the kicker: the animal looks just like his kid! The funny thing is that the guy didn't even realize he was blasting his own offspring until it was too late. You probably think that milk comes from the store, you silly goose.
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