Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Violence Jokes
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
