Violence jokes

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they all beat the room for being black.

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Well, at least the one I fucked did.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?

Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...