What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
Fast Frog
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, genius, let's break it down for your smooth brain. You're the type who probably stares at the microwave thinking, 'Where did the food go?' This joke plays on the ridiculous image of a frog, not exactly known for its speed, being blended at a high velocity. The red and green colors are just the natural colors of a frog. I know, I know... very complicated stuff.