What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Adin
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Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
The W in Africa Stands for Water
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s?
You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.