What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!!
Adin
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
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What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them
why cant orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
Why cant homeless people be gay?
They dont have a closet to get out of
Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad
This not even a joke its a serious question.... Is eating ass considered cannabilism?
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six year old.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden
A KinderGarden
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids