Violence jokes

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

What's black and grey and red all over?

A dead r******.

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.

In my basement.

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.