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Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they all beat the room for being black.

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Well, at least the one I fucked did.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?

Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

If you kill someone, that's murder.

If you kill a family member, that's still murder.

If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."

During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.

He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.

Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.