Not Cut Out for Running

The joke plays on the double meaning of "cut out." It implies that the person was not suited to run, but also suggests they were physically cut (possibly murdered) by the police.

• Cop
• Law Enforcement
• Police
• Today
• Punishment
• Crime

• I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
• I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
• I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
• So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."