Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
