Vehicle jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

Why is the tire so tired?

Because it is tired out.

What has 30 legs but can't swim?

A bus full of children!

Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

How does a train eat?

"Chew chew!"

What's something yellow and cannot swim?

A bus full of children.

I love jokes about buses.

How do you get 50 babies into a car?

You blend them.

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?

He used a bus.

What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?

F-Juan Fifty.

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔

Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."