Vehicle jokes
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Minivan (DYM 138).
What is red and puts out fire?
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021